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Well_thenIt was a cold, brisk morning. The sun was shining but it was not warm. The kind of day where it looks warm and sunny but it is actually quite cold. As I got up, I shivered and ran to turn on the heat. I got dressed and started to eat my daily bowl of cereal when I heard a distant rumbling. I ran to the window and peered out the fogged up glass in the direction the rumbling was coming from. There I saw one of the many things that day that would make my heart skip a beat. Planes, big, dark, ominous, planes were flying towards me with a billowing wall of explosions in their wake. Frozen in place by fear and disbelief, my mind was a blur of questWell_then
Polerana NickerbockerPolerana Nickerbocker is going to her uncle Long John Jopenhimer, the lama farmer. To get a new bumper sticker for her turnip cart, which runs on hydroelectric hamsters in little wheels, 12000 of them. While looking at uncle Long John Jopenhimer’s collection of bumper stickers (the 139874th largest in the neighbor hood) she stumbled upon two that caught her eye “Where am I going and why am I in this hand basket” and “Earth first, we will destroy the other planets later.” She begged her uncle Long John Jopenhimer for them but he would not part with them unless she were to give him a large jackalope, seeing as there where none present at the moPolerana Nickerbocker
The Act Of MovementIt moves you,The Act Of Movement
Makes you flow. Not like a river,
More like a whirlpool or a blender, Only more controlled, together, Swishing and swirling in a cognitive randomness. Each limb a separate being, moving on it’s own, But all beings with the purpose of making the fireflies dance, But do more than dance, Move, fly, jump, swirl, All separate random movements, Coming together to make one entity, That entrances you, fixed emotion Flowing from all sides Pushing you onward Making you go harder, stronger, Nothing else matters, Only the fireflies,
The truth about dietsThere have been many diets developed over the last few years. These are made with the aim to make you lighter in weight and better in health. But many are scams. They propose that they have a new, revolutionary answer that’s so outrageous, it’s gotta work! The number of them that actually do is really quite small. So, I propose a new diet. I guarantee this to work. It doesn’t involve any “crazy science.” It doesn’t rely on one-in-a-million miracles. It works on everyone that has reached a higher weight than they desire. I’m going toThe truth about diets
-On Patrol-
200!
Max refused to do another sequel so that got me
Hi xD
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I am.
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Y-y-you wanna share mah puuuudddlleee?
Mah puddle, of loooooooveeee
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Take thy beak from out my heart and take thy form from off my door.
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